Re-Post: Thankgiving Prayer

This is a parody of THIS.

To hear an audio version of this, CLICK HERE 
Originally posted November 25, 2010

To William S. Burroughs 

and hope he is still alive.


Thanksgiving Day 

November 25 2010

Thanks for The Carls Jr.
Six Dollar Jalapeño Burger,
destined to be shat out through
wholesome American guts.



Thanks for a continent of 

Anonymous
 4chan teenagers.
posting gore porn and cp
just for the lulz. 



Thanks for vast herds of noobs
to kill in Warcraft and Call of Duty,
earning you major pwnage.

Thanks for bounty hunters
like Boba Fett.



Thanks for "The American Dream",


a great Love and Rockets song
and the last track on their album Express. 

Thanks for Adult Swim and Comedy Central.



For industrial steampunk goth girls
with customized I-Phones. 

For a generation of crack babies
all grown up, with ADHD

and no jobs.



Thanks for "My Child Beat Up
Your Honor Student" stickers. 



Thanks for stem cell research. 

Thanks for Cialis and Adderall
and weed stores on every corner. 



Thanks for digital social networks and Twitter
giving us all intimate details
we never needed to know.


Thanks for a nation of douchebags. 



Yes, thanks for all the
 memories--

all right let's see 
if you can Triforce! 



You always were a newfag and


all your base are belong to us.

Thanks for the latest and greatest
version 2.0 of human dreams,
soon to be outdated and
in need of an upgrade.